YOU
INTERLOPING
IMBECILE!!

      You have arrived at this page from an old and unsanctioned link, heedlessly dodging failsafes and scramblers that protect our legitimate readers from shadowy forces that conspire to silence Third Eye Over Iowa.

      By seeking the source of these stories in this wanton and perilous way, you foolishly endanger yourself and all you hold dear!!!

      So be it, then...

      We will not check your reckless plunge into the gore-flecked jaws of disaster...


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Do you dare go on?

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      ...Or you can still save yourself
            and use the The Front Door: