Do you dare go on?
By blundering onto this page from an old and unsanctioned link:
You have heedlessly dodged failsafes, scramblers, and talismans.
You now threaten the very occult intricacies that bind your soul and mind as one.
You stand unprotected and naked at the seething Nexus of Creation and Insanity.
You have foolishly endangered yourself and all you hold dear!!!
So be it, then...
We will not check your reckless plunge into the gore-slathered jaws of Eternal Torment!
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